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Where You At: Worldwide Penis Size Map

Still wondering where you stack up? Of course you are. It's pretty much ingrained in our male DNA. You know, the whole pride and competition thing. Plus, bigger is always better, right? Well, speculate no more as the wonderful folks over at formulated quite the helpful, interactive map in gauging penis sizes worldwide. That's right — breaking the "members" down by country affiliation, see what's what, on average.

Not only will this aid in the aforementioned comparative process, but it will also award you with the coveted opportunity to pick on your less endowed circle of friends, unless, of course, they out-rank you. But hey, we hope not.

As speculated, the Asian counties don't really fare too well according to these calculations. I guess they buck the trend when it comes to which head has more capacity. Brains not brawn, I guess. But then again, they say it's not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean. Penned by a "light" male poet, of course.

Which brings me to yet another point — if, in fact, you are coming up to be a bit sub-par, I wouldn't let your lady get a hold of this informative chart. Could spell trouble in regards to your future accompaniment. Just trying to help you out there, fellas. But always remember, there is a pill for that — and a cream, and exercises. By any means necessary, right?

So stop staring downward towards your belly button and head on over to TargetMap, to be highly disappointed — or pleasantly surprised. But quite frankly, I don't want to know where you stack up.

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