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Slow It Down: Miami Heat Already Planning NBA Finals Parade Celebration

With a 2-1 series lead against the Dallas Mavericks in this year's NBA Finals, it appears as if powers that be, tied to the Heat organization are already prepping for the team to bring the championship trophy back down south.

It's certainly no secret that upon signing free agents Chris Bosh and LeBron James, as well as having all-star guard Dwyane Wade, that the confidence level surrounding the ball club has been at an all time high all season long and even before that. Case in point, remember the over-the-top, outlandish welcoming ceremony, after Bosh and James decided to call Miami their home for the next several seasons? Well, if you missed it — let's just say their was no hesitancy involved as James himself predicted multiple championships — like eight or nine even.

And as the NBA Finals series does seem to be shifting itself in favor of Bron, Wade, and crew, some have already crowned the squad as this year's champs. Remember though, there is still a long way to go. After all, it is a seven game series.

Quite confidently however, the organization has already mapped out the team's victory parade for when they are able to hoist up that championship trophy in front of their multitude of fans — just moderately presumptuous, huh?

So let the Heat hate commence (and rightfully so in this instance). Or, if you are, in fact, a fan of the Miami Heat, check below to see exactly where the parade will be running through. You might want to knock on wood though. Here's to not jinxing it!

10. Living Care Retirement Home, 380 Northwest South River Dr.

9. Chicago Bulls Forward Carlos Boozer's New Condo

8. Chuck E. Cheese, 20335 Biscayne Blvd.

7. German Consulate, 100 North Biscayne Blvd.

?6. Miami Christian Academy, 200 MCS Victors Way

5. Opa Locka Airport, NW Lejeune Rd.

4. Versailles Restaurant, 3555 SW Eight St.

3. The Clevelander, 1020 Ocean Drive

2. LIV Nightclub, 4441 Collins Ave.

1. Score, 727 Lincoln Rd.

PS. If you haven't gathered by now — all humor, no legitimacy.

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