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Roseanne Barr For President [Video]


LOS ANGELES, Calif. ---“All Hail Roseanne” – In case you missed it, actress, comedian Roseanne Barr announced her bid for president of the United States on “The Tonight Show” Thursday.

The former self-proclaimed domestic goddess said she will run under the “Green Tea Party in 2012 and that her religion is the church of common sense.

"You know, Jay. I decided that since you’re the one who got Arnold Schwarzenegger elected as governor of California, that I wanted to make my announcement here on your show," she said. "My announcement is that I am running for president of the United States."

After much cheering and a heavy dose of red, white and blue confetti, Barr added, "And also prime minister of Israel — it’s a twofer.”

This isn’t the first time Roseanne has announced her candidacy for President to the public. Back in 2010, she gave her stump speech in Washington D.C. outside the White House.

During that speech, Rosanne outlined her threefold platform to “result in world peace within one year.

Step one: Make War Illegal and Legalize Hemp. This step also involves the legalization of marijuana and the end to the war on drugs.

Step two: Change the Demographic of Government.

Since women make up 53% of the population, as well as the work force, a MINIMUM of Green Tea Party leadership will be female, and given that one in six Americans lives in poverty, at least one sixth of the party’s officials will officially be poor (since generations of rich guys running things has only gotten us here).

Step three: She will outlaw Bullshit. I guess I can get behind that one.

The star of “Roseanne’s Nuts” took to Twitter to address questions and raise awareness about her presidential campaign.

@The RealRoseanne for those who ask: yes, I’m serious about running 4 pres. So I can speak on behalf of the taxpayers of this country who r dissed 2 the max.

As much as I would like to see the star of Roseanne in the oval office, I don’t think Americans are quite ready for such a bold venture.

After all we’re still recovering from the horrible and tragic rouge wave that was George W. Bush.

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