Redneck Considered A Religion In Parts of US
BRADENTON, Florida ~ Although no one has actually consulted any spritual advisors or anyone will real authority on the subject, apparently Redneck is now being practiced as a religion in some parts of these United States.
Bradenton Police arrested 20-year-old Texas native Joshua Lee Joehlin early on the morning of February 27th for engaging in a lewd and lascivious act with a minor. When the booking officer asked him his religion, Joehlin told him he practices the Redneck faith.
In the header photo for this article is an exerpt from the actual report filed by the Bradenton Police Department. Joehlin is sitting in Manatee County Jail under a $10,000 bond. No reports are available as to whether or not Jeff Foxworthy will hold Mass for prayer.
Photo: Bradenton Police Department