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Nude Burglar Had Mouse Lodged In His Rectum [OFFBEAT]


SENECA, S.C. ---From the rectum damn near killed him department, comes a tale (pun intended) of a nude South Carolina burglary suspect who had a mouse lodged in his rectum.

Oconee County sheriff’s deputies responding to a burglar call Monday found Noah Smith, 31, lying nude inside the home he had trashed. Deputies said Smith appeared to under the influence of drugs.

During their investigations, authorities said Smith slapped a deputy, who responded by using his Taser to no effect. More deputies arrived and they confronted Smith in the victim’s bedroom where he allegedly tried to attack the officers. Smith was eventually wrestled to the ground and apprehended.

Smith was taken to nearby hospital because he was believed to be under the influence of hallucinogenic mushrooms. During an examination doctors found a mouse tail hanging out of his anus. An X-ray showed an entire mouse lodge in Smith’s rectum.

Smith who was charged with resisting arrest, assault and battery and indecent exposure, told the hospital staff he could not remember the events leading to his arrest.

So in conclusion, what is the message we should take from this tale of drug induced debauchery and mayhem? For Pete sakes don’t shove varmints in places you shouldn’t, but if you must, always make sure you have a strong back-up plan and if nothing else a good size piece of cheese.

(Photo: Oconee County sheriff’s Office)

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