New SpongeBob Bikini Shaving Kit for Kids
The toy is called ďSpongeBob Bikini Bottom Groom & Go.Ē
No need to reread that last line, this product is sadly real and available at regular stores.
Surprisingly, Nickelodeon is the company that has put this shocking toy on the shelves for--get this--kids three and over.
Thank god because anything younger would be so inappropriate.
The ďtoyísĒ packaging looks harmless enough, with its bright colors and picture of a young boy pretending to shave his face, but the name on the box makes it just totally and utterly wrong. I donít care if ďBikini Bottomí is the place where SpongeBob lives, this is ridiculous.
And let me tell you, the very enthusiastic look on SpongeBobís face on the can of bath foam doesnít help things either.
Seriously, if this isnít a sick joke of some sort than someone in advertising is about to get the royal boot in the ass for this one.
In the meantime, millions of young girls and boys have probably seen this repulsive product and now think that SpongeBob supports bikini shaving Ö.as if they didnít have enough to worry about anyway.
Supposedly, feminists are up in arms over this product, as they very well should be, so Iím hoping itíll be pulled from the shelves soon so some parents can save a few bucks on therapy for their kids.
Well done Nickelodeon. Yet another stellar ĎMade in Chinaí kid's product.