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Man Takes Headshot From Flying Dildo At Stag Party



Brisbane, Australia - The best man was left battered and bloodied after he was hit in the head by a flying sex toy at a stag party. 31-year-old Jure Skumavc, from Darwin, was attending a bachelor party for his friend Peter Rolih and ended up nursing a split forehead. Skumavc was still sporting a scar three weeks later at Rolih's wedding.
 
The darting dildo drama started back on December 28th of last year in a rented two-bedroom apartment with a group of 10 partygoers, all prepared to send off Rolih's bachelorhood in style. It wasn't long before a scantily-dressed exotic dancer appeared and was soon performing her special party trick-
 
Firing dildos at partygoers with her vagina.
 
According to Skumavc, the pink phallic-shaped toy projectile was about 4.75 inches long and was flying an impressive distance of 23 feet with a height of around 6 feet. "It wasn't a strong shot, it probably just landed on an awkward sort of angle. She was shooting it through the room from one corner to the other," he said.
 
Other guests were getting hit in the chest and the knees, but when it was Skumavc's turn it went straight for his forehead. "She started apologizing straight away but I just said it was fine ... then I touched my forehead and there was blood."
 
Skumvac had difficulty describing the sex toy with great detail, claiming that he has very little experience with dildos. The scar left behind by the muscled missle may have healed, but Skumavc claims the story remains very much alive. "People keep asking how close my face was (to cause that sort of injury)," he said.
 
Picture: Brad Fleet

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