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Jim Carrey's Creepy Video Confession [Video]

LOS ANGELES, Calif.–Jim Carrey’s eccentricities have finally come to light after the actor posted a video blog in which he professed his love for actress Emma Stone.

Jim Carrey may have a 24-year-old daughter, but that hasn’t stopped him from publicly announcing his love for 22-year-old actress Emma Stone in video posted to his personal web site, Thursday.

The 49-year-old former funnyman said,”I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted,” Carrey says. “If I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids. We’d laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire. And every day for the rest of your life you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you.”

If that wasn’t enough to win Stone over, Carrey went on to say, “I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little grey in my beard, and it takes me a little longer to pee than it used to.”

Carrey, who became a grandfather when his daughter, Jane, gave birth to a son named Jackson Santana on February 26, 2010, didn’t stop there.

“I just wanted to let you know how I felt,” Carrey said. “I think you’re pretty special. I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, but most of all I wish you love and contentment. That’s all."

The Los Angeles Times reported that the actor’s web site crashed Thursday morning from all the traffic driven by the video. His official site reportedly crashed as well.

Whether the video was an attempt at humor or a real profession of his love remains to be seen.

Perhaps this is just a symptom of heartbreak. Carrey split from longtime partner Jenny McCarthy in April 2010.

At any rate, after watching this video I felt compelled to take a hot bleach bath to cleanse myself of Jim Carrey and his creepiness. Enjoy!

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