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Hillary Clinton Hired A Porn Star?


Hilary Clinton Hired A Porn Star?

If there's one thing New York has to offer, the past few weeks have proven it's more than just a great slice of pizza... try lascivious political stints. First we have the now resigned U.S. Representative Anthony Weiner who decided to tweet his – well – weiner. Now we find out that the Clinton family, once again, is involved in something sex related.

Now over the years I've been friends with a handful of porn stars. We're not talking Charlie Sheen numbers... but a decent bunch. I'm the first one to admit they have other talents and that they need more job opportunities outside of the bedroom. Let's face it... no matter how hard a porn star works, their career is always “up and coming.”

Well, Hillary Clinton seemed to have felt the same way during her the time she spent as Senator for New York State. According to CBS New York in coordination with TMZ, “former Clinton intern Samantha Koithan has been outed as a porn star.” TMZ reported that Koithan (“who later changed her name to Sammie Spade, and is now the star of such epic masterpieces as 'Big Butts Like It Big #8', and 'White Bubble Butts #4' ”) told the gossip website that “she was going to community college in Buffalo, NY back in 2006 when she met then Senator Clinton at a banquet ... and expressed interest in a summer internship.”

When Sammie was questioned as to what she thought Clinton would say regarding the scandal, she responded, “I don’t think Hillary would be too happy, but I have nothing but respect for Mrs. Clinton.” Now let's think about this for a moment. Koithan said she was interested in eventually pursuing a career in law and politics. When you really compare the two, this girl was bound to be prostituting herself one way or the other.

P.S. She claims to have never met former President Bill Clinton. I wonder if Hillary had anything to do the lack of meeting? Talk about dangling a a sugary carrot in front of a mule!

(Image from SammieSpades.com)

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