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Get In Line: Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony to Divorce


The inevitable has finally occurred. And with that, men of all ages, all around the world, are rolling around on the floor in a fit of joy, as it is reported that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will call it quits.

Best we can figure, is that after seven years next to a so-so man, J. Lo finally peered into the mirror again and said, "What am I doing?"

The couple did, however, release a statement regarding the disheartening news, to People and US Weekly: "We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters. It is a painful time for all involved and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time," the statement noted.

We do find it a bit fishy that the break-up comes just after the attempted and mid-process of Jenny from the block's music career. Sorry, Marc. Maybe you just missed the boat this time. You did have a good go, though.

The Hollywood couple does have a pair of children together as well as several business ventures, to make things not as easy as they could have been. But when all is said and done, there had to be a pre-nup.

So dust off your best game plan, fellas. And get in line — for it is sure to be a competitive go when trying to land one of the hotter, more mature females on the market. (Yes, she still is that desirable).

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