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Artist Crafts Nude Statue of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez


Every middle schooler's favorite couple, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez just became enshrined in a way most never would have thought possible. Okay, at least maybe not for another decade or so. Brooklyn artist and sculpture Daniel Edwards was commissioned by a Dallas porn outlet, New Fine Arts, to craft a nude statue of the two youthful love birds. Say what — is right.

Edwards has become somewhat infamous for his workings of other fellow-celebrities including Britney Spears, Suri Cruise, and Paris Hilton. Yeah — if you want to know, just Google. But this little guy here just may be his best yet.

The wonderful work of art depicts the Biebs and his gal pal fully nude, barring a strategically placed maple leaf and star over their happy places — each covering representation of their native cities Toronto and Dallas. At least that aspect is somewhat crafty. But what we totally do not understand, although we really don't get any of it at all, is what's taking place in front of the little power couple. Edwards shows goose absolutely giving it to an armadillo (pardon my french). I was absolutely unaware those two even new each other. Just imagine what that offspring would be like.

Nonetheless, I'm sure that this porn shop in Dallas will be welcoming visitors from far and wide, just to catch a glimpse and have their pictures snapped with the ever-amazing nudey statue of little Bieber and Selena Gomez.

What is the world coming to?

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