The New Stuff

A&E Cancels the Hoff


LOS ANGELES, Calif. --- Stick a fork in it, it’s done -- A&E, in an act of mercy, killed David Hasselhoff’s new reality series, “The Hasselhoff’s” after only two episodes.

The Hollywood Reporter confirmed the show was pulled from the cable network’s lineup after two episodes because of piss poor ratings, (our words.)

The doomed reality series depicted the life of the 58-year-old single David Hasselhoff and his aspiring actress daughters, Taylor Ann, 20 and Hayley, 18. Perhaps the show failed because the concept was extremely bland, one dimensional and only served to placate Hoff’s enormous ego.

A&E ordered ten episodes. However, it remains unclear if the other eight episode will air anywhere besides the Hoff’s bathroom.

Hasselhoff gained notoriety for his presence on TV's "Knight Rider" and "Baywatch,” and more importantly during a drunken home video that showed a sloppy Hoff eating a hamburger on the floor while giving the American public a vile glimpse at the man behind the Hoff.

Recently Published

MAX-SPLIT-NO-LOGO-824ca26b771198a58fc447ec228f92a8fb9aa85b
»

This drone will get your mail

Consumer drones are capable of carrying medical supplies to ...

terminator_2_8_bit_thumb-8823e8ce09912ccccb647a86617b2be099ab8d87
»

Old school will be back in this ‘Terminator 2’ 8-bit short

Good luck running Skynet on this outdated software. This animated ...

article image
»

Knicks' Joakim Noah skips cadet dinner over anti-war views

New York Knicks center Joakim Noah skipped a team dinner with ...

Albright_College-031b242b8cb5c22fa0158d7a3219cff798fa442c
»

Students suspended after 1 dawns blackface, mocks Black Lives Matter in Snapchat videos

Two students were suspended from Albright College this week after ...

no-image
»

'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' remade in nostalgic 8-bit animation

Your favorite Renaissance artist-inspired turtles are back as 8-bit ...

411cac228a6448928a6c8515505d365d-2c795159d0c8cfb66220f7ee648d41262a95b067
»

Antonio Brown will honor Arnold Palmer with an awesome pair of custom cleats

In the words of Antonio Brown, getting fined by the NFL is "nothing ...

9ac858d17edc4d0697c02db14298357e-4f4425df4b94b20e83d86778b02011375aed27f2
»

200 earthquakes hit California in one day and there could be more

About 200 small earthquakes erupted deep inside the Salton Sea in ...

f492e7f0fc8a45a58194efba2a518872-48173bfc5bf922ff85028db947a22b4b98ac74aa
»

MLB sees first tie game in a very, very long time

A baseball game ended in a tie, which is significant because ...

httpsd2mhye01h4nj2n.cloudfront.netmediaZgkyMDE1LzEw.2e908-e2ba554b980b672c4b3e5f1b7f386f47275de26f
»

'Miranda Sings' YouTuber Colleen Ballinger announces divorce in raw video

[embedded content] LOS ANGELES — Colleen Ballinger, better ...